A man takes the day off work and
decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to
the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is
about to shoot when he
hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't
see anyone.
Again, he
hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
at the frog and decides to
prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the
cup. He is shocked.
He says
to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the
man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn't know
what to say. By the end
of the day, the man golfed the
best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbi t Las Vegas
" They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says, "OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "Rib bit Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, The man
asks, "What do you think I should
bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
$3000, black 6."
Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table
The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and
says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful."
The frog replies,
"Ribbit KissMe."
He figures why not,
since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that,
your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room. So help me God
or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
Friday Funny
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Mark 88/M5 Houston
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Definitely brought a smile this morning; good one Brian. 
.... The Clinton part didn't appear to fit too well though!
Friday night funny
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Bill and Jessie Jackson went to the head at the same time in the Capitol. While standing at the urinal next to Jessie, Bill casually glanced over to "size him up". To say he was shocked would be an understatement. "Dang Jessie, how'd that thing get so big?" Jessie replied, "It's really ratherrr simple. Every night before I make love to my lady, I take it and rap it against the bed post as hard as I can till it swells up. Eventually it just stayed this big." Bill was amazed. All the way home all he could think about was the suprise he had for Hillary. He got to the bed room and just as expected Hillary was already asleep. Bill eased up to the bed in the dark, drop his boxers, and rapped it against the bed post as hard as he could. Hillary woke up and said, "Jessie, is that you?"
Vance
Bill and Jessie Jackson went to the head at the same time in the Capitol. While standing at the urinal next to Jessie, Bill casually glanced over to "size him up". To say he was shocked would be an understatement. "Dang Jessie, how'd that thing get so big?" Jessie replied, "It's really ratherrr simple. Every night before I make love to my lady, I take it and rap it against the bed post as hard as I can till it swells up. Eventually it just stayed this big." Bill was amazed. All the way home all he could think about was the suprise he had for Hillary. He got to the bed room and just as expected Hillary was already asleep. Bill eased up to the bed in the dark, drop his boxers, and rapped it against the bed post as hard as he could. Hillary woke up and said, "Jessie, is that you?"
Vance
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C.R. Krieger
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Re: Friday night funny
Another one that, under different names, predates the Clinton administration by decades. I think I first heard it about Pat Nixon ...vance wrote:Disclaimer: This is a joke, this is not to be comprehended as a smear campain from a right wing conservative whack job of the GOP. This is only a joke
Bill and Jessie Jackson went to the head at the same time in the Capitol. <Snip> Hillary woke up and said, "Jessie, is that you?"
