The more you know.

Brian in TN · Post by **Brian in TN** » Mar 19, 2011 11:39 AM

Did you know that plutonium-244 has a half-life of 80.8 million years? Fuck styrofoam cups.

Duke · Post by **Duke** » Mar 19, 2011 12:32 PM

Plutonium is so gay.

Blue Shadow · Post by **Blue Shadow** » Mar 19, 2011 12:34 PM

like it matters. We should be able to finish fucking up the earth well before that plutonium is a major concern. It is just going to be a bit player in this.

Bimmerguy2002 · Post by **Bimmerguy2002** » Mar 19, 2011 12:35 PM

I love duke (yes homo)

oldskool · Post by **oldskool** » Mar 19, 2011 2:14 PM

Duke is building a new motor. yes homo.

option00002 · Post by **option00002** » Mar 19, 2011 2:26 PM

Duke rocks my world. (yes homo)

TSMacNeil · Post by **TSMacNeil** » Mar 19, 2011 2:30 PM

3 medium size bananas weigh approximately 1 pound.

Bimmerguy2002 · Post by **Bimmerguy2002** » Mar 19, 2011 2:38 PM

TSMacNeil wrote:3 medium size bananas weigh approximately 1 pound.

3 of dukes bananas weigh 9 pounds (yes homo)

Brian in TN · Post by **Brian in TN** » Mar 19, 2011 2:39 PM

TSMacNeil wrote:3 medium size bananas weigh approximately 1 pound.

Cool! Did you also know that a bananna is naturally split into 3 parts?

TSMacNeil · Post by **TSMacNeil** » Mar 19, 2011 2:59 PM

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

rmiddendorf · Post by **rmiddendorf** » Mar 19, 2011 3:02 PM

Did you know that I ate too much food for lunch? Now I'm nauseated.

TSMacNeil · Post by **TSMacNeil** » Mar 19, 2011 3:06 PM

Attila the Hun
453 AD --- bled to death from a nosebleed on his wedding night.

oldskool · Post by **oldskool** » Mar 19, 2011 4:15 PM

Duke is eating a banana right now and reading this with a simian look on his face.

TSMacNeil · Post by **TSMacNeil** » Mar 19, 2011 4:16 PM

David Palmer of "Jethro Tull " had a sex change operation to become a woman in 2003...
(lets see you guys work Brother Duke into that one...)

Zach716 · Post by **Zach716** » Mar 19, 2011 4:35 PM

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles(yes homo) the company once had.

oldskool · Post by **oldskool** » Mar 19, 2011 4:42 PM

Duke was on his way to a midnight screening of "Saturday Night Fever" with a friend (yes homo) when he found out that David Palmer of Jethro Tull had undergone a sex change operation. He simply responded: "I don't think there's anything wrong with that".

option00002 · Post by **option00002** » Mar 19, 2011 4:44 PM

Zach716 wrote:The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles(yes homo) the company once had.

Totally incorrect. FAIL

TSMacNeil · Post by **TSMacNeil** » Mar 19, 2011 4:57 PM

I'm beginning to like this thread...

According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

How now brown cow?

mtnman533 · Post by **mtnman533** » Mar 19, 2011 5:03 PM

Egyptian Pharaoh Rameses II lived to be 91 years old.

I'm liking this thread...

TSMacNeil · Post by **TSMacNeil** » Mar 19, 2011 5:06 PM

The average duration of sexual intercourse for humans is 2 minutes.

(may be combined with previous for "Dukification)

oldskool · Post by **oldskool** » Mar 19, 2011 5:12 PM

Ahh, the Kinsey Institute study. If I remember correctly, it was only Duke and I at the office that day. . .

(yes homo)

TSMacNeil · Post by **TSMacNeil** » Mar 19, 2011 5:13 PM

oldskool wrote:Ahh, the Kinsey Institute study. If I remember correctly, it was only Duke and I at the office that day. . .

(yes homo)

TSMacNeil · Post by **TSMacNeil** » Mar 19, 2011 5:19 PM

Dick Button
1948 --- 1st American to become World Figure Skating Champion.
(wonder how he looked in his 'tards?)

TSMacNeil · Post by **TSMacNeil** » Mar 20, 2011 12:50 AM

Catherine the Great - Empress of Russia
1796 - died of a stroke, while going to the bathroom.

( I really can't add much to that one...)

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Mar 20, 2011 4:25 AM

The 57 on the Heinz bottles actually represents the date and location of an annual satanic ritual involving naked men dancing with animal heads (yes homo). It's rumored that only Duke knows how to decode the 57.

rmiddendorf · Post by **rmiddendorf** » Mar 20, 2011 8:10 AM

TSMacNeil · Post by **TSMacNeil** » Mar 20, 2011 8:26 AM

Uranus is the only planet that rotates on its side.

smootch · Post by **smootch** » Mar 20, 2011 9:38 AM

Common error:

A terribly sad event can be described as heart-rending or gut-wrenching.
But heart-wrenching or gut-rending = fail

btw: plutonium wouldn't last.........

Duke · Post by **Duke** » Mar 20, 2011 9:57 AM

WD40 ='s Water Displacement formula 40. (yes homo)

option00002 · Post by **option00002** » Mar 20, 2011 10:22 AM

Manx (tailless) cats are attributed to the Spanish Armada which foundered on the cliffs at Spanish Head on the coast of the Isle of Man. Subsequently, they inbreed-ed for hundreds of years confirming their unique genetic mutation. The tails are naturally docked at birth as I understand it. (yes homo)

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