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Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 10, 2018 1:57 PM
by oldskool
Sporting a raging boner after seeing the latest Indiana Jones movie, a man and his cousin made mad donkey love during the drive thru at the local liquor store. Sources say it was quite violent, shaking both of their eye patches loose and creating a whole new genre of Bollywood porn. As a result of that exchange of fluids, many containing similar chromosomes, a grandiose Proboscis appeared outside the Cajun vagine it had called home for roughly 2-10 months. Records show there was an appearance of the Schnozzz weeks earlier, but only because Mom was standing too close to the buffet and her zipper was down. There was an extra charge that day as guacamole went everywhere. He even finished off the gizzard gravy, pissing of a large population of the community and sparking riots. Dad pretended to go out to the family motorcycle for more food stamps and was never seen again.
The Schnozz continues on to this day and has become an esteemed member of society. He enjoys chasing Poonannie, paddling his Jon Boat with a coal shovel and the occasional 40oz King Cobra. Happy Berfday Kurl!
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 10, 2018 3:29 PM
by leadphut
woot woot!
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 10, 2018 3:33 PM
by tig
A Kyle birthday is an winning birthday.
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 10, 2018 4:27 PM
by Adam W in MN
Happy birthday. What did Tammer get you?
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 10, 2018 5:38 PM
by travisj
Happy Schniznozzal Day!
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 10, 2018 5:48 PM
by oldskool
Adam W in MN wrote:Happy birthday. What did Tammer get you?
The inspiration for this story. . .
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 10, 2018 6:07 PM
by Greg E34
Lewl!
Happy Birfday mang!
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 10, 2018 7:48 PM
by Karl Grau
Happy Birthday Dood!
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 10, 2018 9:23 PM
by a
^^^^^^^ Charles, is that the little ol' Lady from Altadena ?
Happy B'Day, Kyle!
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 11, 2018 12:23 AM
by Kenny Blankenship
Happy Birthday Kyle!
Adam W in MN wrote:Happy birthday. What did Tammer get you?
A diatribe.
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 11, 2018 1:29 AM
by Kyle in NO
LOL, thanks guys!
Tammer gives me indigestion these days.
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 11, 2018 5:47 PM
by vinceg101
Happy Birthday, Kyle!
Any news yet on your threatened appearance next month in San Diego?
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 12, 2018 8:44 AM
by davintosh
What a touching tribute. Happy birthday, Kyle; hope it was a good one!
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 12, 2018 7:56 PM
by Tammer in Philly
Adam W in MN wrote:Happy birthday. What did Tammer get you?
The half of a brain you are both missing.
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 12, 2018 7:56 PM
by Tammer in Philly
Kyle in NO wrote:LOL, thanks guys!
Tammer gives me indigestion these days.
With any luck, that'll turn into a fistulating ulcer.
Re: Happy Berfday KyleinNO
Posted: Feb 13, 2018 12:33 AM
by Kyle in NO
Poor Tammy.