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Allow me to paint a scene. You're at the coffee shop getting a cup of mud made with beans that have been roasted about 3 hours too long and 500 degrees too hot. Suddenly your nemesis- Audi S4 driving Richard Wheeler shows up to challenge you to a race between the lights. You reluctantly hop in your 535 (or other M30 powered vehicle, I don't judge) and you turn the key. Your car slowly turns over, almost mirroring your reluctance. You pull up to the lights. It changes to green, and you watch in slow motion-horror as goddamn dick-wheeler wheels off, leaving you in his pompous hipster smoke.

Now I've got just the thing you need to solve two of your three problems. While I can't do anything about your awful coffee, I can make your car start in a jiffy and a skosh faster. For a one time payment of 65 American dollars, I can sell you the far superior gear reduction starter from an M30B35 engine. Not only does this starter weigh less (making you precious tenths faster off the line), it can also crank harder than the non-geared starter attached to your non-B35 M30 using less electricity. When I hooked it up to the black magic mystery machine at Advance Auto Farts, it gave a reading of 52.something amp draw. That's 52 more amps than you can draw through a potato!* Price includes shipping via flat rate USPS box.



*If you can get more than .something amps from a potato, get in touch, we can use talent like yours.

Good luck with your sale!

Good price.

GLWS.

Unless items are listed with a story from now on I won't buy them. This is the new standard.

Patrick McHugh wrote:Unless items are listed with a story from now on I won't buy them. This is the new standard.

im pretty sure you dont want to know what i do with all my parts in the privacy of my garage then...

Patrick McHugh wrote:Unless items are listed with a story from now on I won't buy them. This is the new standard.

Then start the trend and buy my starter. Next week I'll sell a set of E32 735i calipers. The ones that fit the non-vented rear calipers. Debating right now whether or not I should put new seals and rings in them.

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Cactus wrote:

Patrick McHugh wrote:Unless items are listed with a story from now on I won't buy them. This is the new standard.

Then start the trend and buy my starter. Next week I'll sell a set of E32 735i calipers. The ones that fit the non-vented rear calipers. Debating right now whether or not I should put new seals and rings in them.

I have an S14 (same as the b34?) starter on my car, it's the bees knees.

20w-50 in the winter, no big deal.

Sold.

Stop back next week for more fantastic deals.

Just when you thought the fun was over, I stepped in to bring you double the good times. I'm bringing sexy (b35 starters) back.

I have another for sale, same price. I haven't tested the amperage yet, but I'll take it to Advance tonight.

Sale pending.

how much for the potato?

Potato is hard to ship, If i can get it in a small flat rate box, it'll cost ~10 bucks, but more if you want a russet, or something big like that.