Lemmings (NWS for language)

[Das_Prachtstrasse]

If i get a ticket for talking on the cell phone, thats unfair because everyone else still does it.

Speaking of lemmings..

[tsmall07]

I think Lemmings was a really fun game! I might go download it now.

[ldsbeaker]

Are you fucking retarded?

Werd. Check, please!

[Bimmerguy2002]

Are you fucking retarded?

Werd. Check, please!

We got one right here, good old dannyboy wishing his dick was bigger (note the fake penis is the size of his ego):

[turbodan]

I call that one "Handling a large package". Classic.

Nice attempt at changing the subject, pussy.

[ldsbeaker]

Does this qualify as the 1% who are better drivers than you?

http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/p ... eo_id=9183

[1st 5er]

Does this qualify as the 1% who are better drivers than you?

http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/p ... eo_id=9183

Impressive Impreza does qualify.

Oh... the driver? Yes, at least 1% better I'm sure...

[Bimmerguy2002]

Does this qualify as the 1% who are better drivers than you?

http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/p ... eo_id=9183

Hes a regular driver, as you can see, that video was photoshopped. Like me, that car is used for getting groceries

[ldsbeaker]

Gotcha. All is understood now.

[George]

The way I see it there are two ways of being a better driver:

1) a better driver on public roads - safe, defensive, doesn't suffer road rage, can handle wet/snow conditions, knows how to safely bring a car back from the limit of traction and stability (ie avoid an accident)

2) a better driver on closed roads - fast (plain and simple). Whether an autocross or track event, its plain and simple, get the car around a given course (while remaining in the course limits) as quickly as possible. I'm not going to argue the merits of different driving styles because what works well for one person doesn't necessarily translate into faster lap times for another.


You clearly are a NOT better driver on public roads as you suffer from noticeable road rage.

You don't race so you are NOT a better driver on closed roads.

You need to stop masturbating so much and get some actual friends.

[Bimmerguy2002]

the funny thing is i dont have road rage, i laugh at these things because 99% of people are morons on the road, i swerved in front of her to teach her a lesson, i wasnt mad at all, its plain FUNNY to see people get mad at themselves.
If someone cuts me off, they are getting the aircraft lamps right in their eyes. At that point 900+watts of light=blindness to other drivers.

[wkohler]

You know what a real lemming is?

Someone who sees a topic posted by Bimmerguy2002 and replies.

[Bimmerguy2002]

You know what a real lemming is?

Someone who sees a topic posted by Bimmerguy2002 and replies.

Sheeple!

[shagrath]

You don't need to teach anyone a lesson. That's what the cops are there for. Maybe they can teach YOU a lesson...

[C.R. Krieger]

I am older im 23, but maturity has nothing to do with age,

You got that right. I imagine you'll manage to be immature for many years to come.

[twin55]

You know what a real lemming is?

Someone who sees a topic posted by Bimmerguy2002 and replies.

Don't be so hard on yourself

[JBort]

So Matt*, I understand you just got a ticket for speeding...I thought you were a good driver?

*(Edit: Matt Hernandez, aka: Bimmerguy2002, who started this thread, and claims to be a near-perfect driver).

[shagrath]

So Matt, I understand you just got a ticket for speeding...I thought you were a good driver?

I didn't get a ticket for speeding, or you talking to the other matt?

*EDIT: Ahh! Ok!

[1st 5er]

i am a better driver than 99%/everyone out on the roads,

How about adding interesting to your driving resume?