The non-affiliated TURD thread... Cheers!

[greymarket]

1983 533i in Colorado for $4,500. That state is cranking (oops did I say crank?) out some beauties lately.
For some reason, Bon Jovi's "Wanted: Dead or Alive" popped into my head seeing this.
It's sportin some sweet yellow lenses and the beginnings of a bumper conversion.
Also, why do bumper deletes go hand-in-hand with cut springs???
http://cosprings.craigslist.org/cto/4921895139.html

[Nosis]

Also, why do bumper deletes go hand-in-hand with cut springs???

Both are arguably "mods" and neither involve money.

[cfawesthighland]

No need to stand by the phone, Mr. (lack of punctuation) Cranky

Text or email only calls will be ignored. I'm too busy to stop and answer my phone constantly.

[onesidedsquare]

http://asheville.craigslist.org/cto/4930026584.html

1984 BMW 320i EUROPEAN CAR. Built for the Singapore Police, this car was surplus build and purchased straight from the factory!
Built as LH driver. This is a one owner car imported into America.

This car suffered a rear collision (see pics) almost 10 yrs ago and has been in storage ever since. Was running and drivable just 4 years ago.
I recently tried to restart the car. The engine spins over but the fuel pump is bad.
This is the EFI fuel pump and is mounted externally of fuel tank.

I have owners manual & service manual. The interior is in overall fair condition with some stains that can be removed with cleaning.
I was planning on doing a modified restoration but time & health dictate otherwise.
This car was never titled in US so Bill of Sale only.
This car will need to be hauled!

FOR SALE $1100 CASH OBO OR POSSIBLE TRADE? MAKE OFFER
LOCATED IN Sky Valley, GA
show contact info TEXT OR LEAVE MESSAGE

[greymarket]

1987 535is in Phoenix for $2,900. Bumper delete and looks like rear quarter damage.
"What you got?"
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/4934677080.html


1986 635CSi in Denver for $4,000. Just a lil' rust. Is it Flintstone powered?
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4931740111.html



1985 535i in Fort Walton Beach, FL for $1,000. Borbets, anyone?
http://okaloosa.craigslist.org/cto/4933441144.html

[dhdrums]

This has been up for a while

1988 BMW 528e - $5495 (Richmond)

Looking for E30 plus cash or just cash

8042395550

New "Porche" orange paint professionally done by MAACO
Full body work completed with all dents and dings taken out
New ceramic brakes
New Rotors
New HID headlights
New spark plugs
New Hoses (Some)
New Windshield wipers
New Battery
New starter ( w/ 100,000 mile warrantee)
New Starter Solenoid
New Aftermarket Radio
New Flexible Antenna
New Tint (life time warrantee)
New BBS RS Style rims
New Tires (used Toyo with 15k left one them)
New Custom European style exhaust
New inspection good until September 2015

- Full bodywork completed with all dents and dings taken out
- Interior in red and black and in very good condition for an '88. There are no major rips or tears on the seats, all carpet are original with no major stains or flaws. The dash has some simple straight-line cracks which is common in these models.
- Odometer is still ticking with 374k on the original motor
- Engine runs great and have never had any major problems with it
- Clutch shifts great and never had it slip on me
- 5 speed transmission
- All Gages work on Dashboard except RPM (which just recently stopped working), and the check engine light has never turned off, I have had it checked out and seems to just be a fuse
- Completed a rear differential swap from another 1988 528e
- Powered windows and locks
- Fully working Powered sunroof (no leaks)
- All work has been completed by Allen Tire with receipts

Interior 9/10
Exterior 9.5/10

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/4886959208.html
374K mile 528e for $5400

[greymarket]

Jalopnik comes through on this one. Definitely crack pipe.
$3,985 is the price for admission, and the quarterly upkeep.
http://jalopnik.com/for-3-985-this-cust ... 1692944875


1987 528e for $3,500 in ATL. Really creative bumper conversion here. I feel hysterics coming on....
Plus, chocolate. And buckteeth foglights.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/4940251194.html

[KrautnotRice]

That front bumper looks like it's from a Mitsubishi Galant or something...
They really painted brown over everything (at Maaco) including the rear roundel and badge.
Then the owner painted black paint over the rear blinkers.
Then partially scratched it back off from the driver side blinker.
Then stopped and left it.
Then put it on craigslist.

"I'd say we've got a serial crusher here. Wouldn't be surprised if these pop up all over town..."
lol

[Michael Star]

http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/cto/4951755885.html

1982 BMW 528e for sale. 2.7 online 6 cylinder. 5 speed. New tires on rear. Gutted interior and trunk. Call for more info. Need sold asap.

[wkohler]

[1st 5er]

[maybeillbuyit]

Heres a car thats been loved by its owner, low asking price too I'm sure for that money its all up to date on maintenance !
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/4970479336.html

[LuczOr]

I suppose I should post some of my finds since I'm on the search.
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cto/4968420560.html
Highlights: "Drive: fwd", "Cylinders: 4cyl" (I highly doubt this is a 518)
Otherwise, basically no information.

[LuczOr]

ALLCAPS FOR EMPHASIS.
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/4955992030.html

UP FOR SALE OR TRADE IS MY 87 535IS. POWER EVERYTHING AND IT ALL WORKS BLACK LEATHER INTERIOR 8/10 5 SPEED MANUAL. JUST DID A VALVE ADJUSTMENT APPROXIMATELY 2,000 MILES AGO. CAR HAS ESTIMATED 209K ON IT. ODOMETER STOPPED WORKING AT 202K IT IS LOWERED ON COILOVERS GOOD TREAD SCHRICK CAM WITH DINAN CHIP COLD AIR INTAKE 2.5 MAGNAFLOW EXHAUST 2 10 INCH KICKER COMPS ALPINE HEAD UNIT. HAS AWESOME BODY NO DINGS OR DENTS MINUS CLEAR COAT FADE ON HOOD ROOF AND TRUNK. CASH TALKS PLEASE NO JUNK TRADES OR TIRE KICKERS. show contact info WORST I CAN SAY IS NO. CLEAN TITLE IN HAND

[dhdrums]

I personally like the filtered snapchat photo

and here I thought snapchat was only for sexting.

ALLCAPS FOR EMPHASIS.
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/4955992030.html

UP FOR SALE OR TRADE IS MY 87 535IS. POWER EVERYTHING AND IT ALL WORKS BLACK LEATHER INTERIOR 8/10 5 SPEED MANUAL. JUST DID A VALVE ADJUSTMENT APPROXIMATELY 2,000 MILES AGO. CAR HAS ESTIMATED 209K ON IT. ODOMETER STOPPED WORKING AT 202K IT IS LOWERED ON COILOVERS GOOD TREAD SCHRICK CAM WITH DINAN CHIP COLD AIR INTAKE 2.5 MAGNAFLOW EXHAUST 2 10 INCH KICKER COMPS ALPINE HEAD UNIT. HAS AWESOME BODY NO DINGS OR DENTS MINUS CLEAR COAT FADE ON HOOD ROOF AND TRUNK. CASH TALKS PLEASE NO JUNK TRADES OR TIRE KICKERS. show contact info WORST I CAN SAY IS NO. CLEAN TITLE IN HAND

[wkohler]

Looks like a decent car.

[KrautnotRice]

Heres a car thats been loved by its owner, low asking price too I'm sure for that money its all up to date on maintenance !
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/4970479336.html

Oh man that was almost painful to read through...
Just looking at that picture... First sentence: "Super clean E24"
*sigh*
Apparently the autotragic isn't so good for drifting so now he wants your e30, 240 or subaloosa. Oh and lots of your CASH, you know, cause this car is only going up in value like everysingleday.

[Stevo12]

I wouldn't be able to get $3,000 for my rust-free '86, but maybe this desirable classic might:

http://worcester.craigslist.org/cto/4965135817.html

[BURZA]

Sorta hard to see fro the pictures of the Worcester car. But the dash looks to have few cracks. Why has the rear bumper broken as it has? New here, a link to thread as to why this happens.

[Aquila]

I wouldn't be able to get $3,000 for my rust-free '86, but maybe this desirable classic might:

http://worcester.craigslist.org/cto/4965135817.html

It has the most important thing - an picture of the engine! It will get the $3000... or better offer (OBO)

[Stevo12]

Sorta hard to see fro the pictures of the Worcester car. But the dash looks to have few cracks. Why has the rear bumper broken as it has? New here, a link to thread as to why this happens.

I've heard it's due to the exhaust heat cycling the aluminum. It's pretty common for them to crack, but that car looks like it broke clean, and probably has a broken bumper shock mounting on the rear left corner - its likely that it rotted out (also a common problem)

That car looks like it has sat there for a while, which means that the underside is going to be all rotted out. It's a parts car, but the 14" bottle caps are not desirable, nor is the engine as-is. PB standard interior in rough shape - can't see if the dash has cracks - those shapes you see are the bins designed into the dash. No mention of a limited slip (would have to see under the car for that). The only thing remotely worth anything would be the G265 trans, assuming the car is indeed an '85.

Also, why the car is listed under the Worcester CL is strange, as South Windsor is in CT, much closer to Hartford or Western Mass CL's. The seller would be lucky to get $500 for it - it belongs in this thread

[Stevo12]

It has the most important thing - an picture of the engine! It will get the $3000... or better offer (OBO)

At least we know it's an M30 car - from the wheels one could assume it was an eta car with a 535i trunklid

[Michael Star]

http://daytona.craigslist.org/cto/4921455705.html

[BURZA]

Here is a car listed on Facebook E28 page. Car is in KY. Asking price of $400. 528e. Cannot post pic as forum admins banned picture sharing on mobile platform

[wkohler]

The "forum admins" BANNED it? Was there a meeting about this?

[tig]

The "forum admins" BANNED it? Was there a meeting about this?

Yes. And you weren't invited. Because last time they met, you pushed for a wiki, again.

[1st 5er]

http://daytona.craigslist.org/cto/4921455705.html

If this were closer, it'd save me some work.

[1st 5er]

The "forum admins" BANNED it? Was there a meeting about this?

Yes. And you weren't invited. Because last time they met, you pushed for a wiki, again.

Oldskool was there.

[dsmith]

http://daytona.craigslist.org/cto/4921455705.html

If this were closer, it'd save me some work.

I guess he gave up on chasing down trunk leaks.

[dsmith]

http://daytona.craigslist.org/cto/4921455705.html

If this were closer, it'd save me some work.