The totally serious... How to Sell Your BMW note

[OcCoupe]

Daisies

[davintosh]

I was being totally serial.

[OcCoupe]

Petunias

[davintosh]

I like bubbles.

[oldskool]

Wow you two. I knew that wife-swap was a bad idea. You should kiss and make up. No, wait . . .

[OcCoupe]

Ponies

[garageboy]

You bitches make me afraid to sell my car here.

Good thing I'm never selling my car...

[OcCoupe]

You bitches make me afraid to sell my car here.

Good thing I'm never selling my car...

Fuck you too Gargleboi

[davintosh]

Really like bubbles.

[tig]

[OcCoupe]

Jelly beans

[davintosh]

My bubbles.

[tig]

You two have your heads up each others' asses so far that all you can see are cucumber sandwiches from exclusive M5 club parties. I hate you both.

[BuzzBomb]

Man down!

[1st 5er]

I want "Like" buttons.

[OcCoupe]

Lantanas

[garageboy]

I can't tell you how flattered I am that you used this note to work out your differences. I LOVE this list.

Does this mean that we all concur anyone who doesn't post photos with their advert is, by definition, a douchenozzle?

Oh, and one of you bitches seem to have scared away Wesmiester. Nice job, cock breath.

[Kyle in NO]

Wesmeister is obviously a douchenozzel, so it's a win-win right?

If he could only scare away BuzzBomb, I'd toss his salad.

[BuzzBomb]

Oh Kyle, I'm sure you're more than willing to toss a guy's salad without any outside help.

[garageboy]

Actual douchenozzle count just doubled...

Maybe we could put him in a hotel bed with a dead hooker?

[Kyle in NO]

Or we could just catch him in bed with a dead hooker. Hands stay clean that way...

[BuzzBomb]

I'm the bad guy? I'm so impressed with the brown starfish team mentality in this thread. Good for you, garagestain, and of course passive agressive krill. Be well in your misery

[BimmerSultan]

This thread is so....nevermind.

[oldskool]

Kyle is a vegetarian now?

[tig]

Stop calling me Shirley. And yes, I'm serious.

[leadphut]

Kyle is a vegetarian now?

[tig]

Bumping because

1) More people should read the first post. It should be in the FAQ section.
2) I miss Mark from Toronto.

[garageboy]

I think I should re-post this note (cut/paste kinda repost) in For Sale with JUST the information in the beginning. Asking for no comments. Then let the mods lock it and sticky it.

I just reread this entire thing. Holy crap. We are expert at circular firing squad here. Expert. This note and replies definitely should not become a sticky, unless we want to preserve our collective mental illness for time immemorial...