Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:06 PM
I'm not sure that you've quite mastered this joke format.twin55 wrote:Yo mamma's so ugly, that she was laid by the buzzard and hatched by the sun.
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Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:07 PM
Yo mama is so fat her drivers license says,"Picture countinued on other side"
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 2:20 PM
Ok, can you pleaseismellfish2 wrote:I'm not sure that you've quite mastered this joke format.twin55 wrote:Yo mamma's so ugly, that she was laid by the buzzard and hatched by the sun.
me? Your help will be greatly appreciated.Posted: Nov 30, 2008 3:00 PM
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 3:07 PM
foamy wrote:Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. 
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 3:45 PM
You ever think yo daddy could be so fat he couldn't se his toes? Eh? Eh?BMWgiant wrote: Joke would've made more sense if it were counting to 21..
I love this thread. Moar!
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 3:46 PM
teethShawn D. wrote:Yo mamma's teef be so yella, she spit butter!
yellow
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 3:58 PM
Your mama has one big titty and one small titty and they call her biggy smalls
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 5:04 PM
How could he see his 11th member than?wkohler wrote:You ever think yo daddy could be so fat he couldn't se his toes? Eh? Eh?BMWgiant wrote: Joke would've made more sense if it were counting to 21..
I love this thread. Moar!
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 6:07 PM
You got a problem with the vernacular?maddoge28 wrote:teethShawn D. wrote:Yo mamma's teef be so yella, she spit butter!
yellow
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 7:21 PM
Yo mama's so fat, a band of guerrilla fighters moved to her and now she's called "The People's Republic of Yo Mama".
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:19 PM
If no one else is going to say it....
Yo mama's so fat she wouldn't last 5 minutes in combat.
Yo mama's so fat she wouldn't last 5 minutes in combat.
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:25 PM
Yo daddy is so stupid, when he saw a sign that said "WET FLOOR," he took a piss!
Yo sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium!
Yo mama's breath is so stank, the ice cream man gave her a Listerine popsicle!
Yo sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium!
Yo mama's breath is so stank, the ice cream man gave her a Listerine popsicle!
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:27 PM
Yo Momma so lame she served taco salad in a Doritos bag for Thanksgiving dinner.
True story, not my Momma.
True story, not my Momma.
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 10:19 PM
You probably won't recognize yo mama since I shaved her back last night.
I saw yo mama kickn a can. I said "Ms. Jones what cho doin?"
She said "Movin".
Yo sisters so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on. I said "Guess". She said "Levis".
Vance
I saw yo mama kickn a can. I said "Ms. Jones what cho doin?"
She said "Movin".
Yo sisters so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on. I said "Guess". She said "Levis".
Vance
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 3:16 AM
PROJECT. E28 wrote:MORE MORE!!!
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 7:38 AM
Uhh... the art of the "snap" is not a visual medium.swatterssr wrote:
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 10:32 AM
That's not the way Osama sees it. (NSFW)Shawn D. wrote:Uhh... the art of the "snap" is not a visual medium.swatterssr wrote:
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 10:40 AM
ok, this clearly needs to be labeled NSFW!!!
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 10:44 AM
My bad...dolomiti wrote:ok, this clearly needs to be labeled NSFW!!!
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 11:11 AM
Yo mama so fat when she sits on Osama's face, he can't hear the stereo.swatterssr wrote:That's not the way Osama sees it:Shawn D. wrote:Uhh... the art of the "snap" is not a visual medium.swatterssr wrote:
http://e28-535i.com/upload/OsamaYoMamma.jpg
BTW Sherman, please link the picture the way I have, I don't want to see that image every time I read through this thread.. Plus that is very NSFW!!!
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 11:14 AM
Your mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters!
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 11:28 AM
Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem.
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 11:43 AM
Edit:
Yo momma so ugly she's NSFW either.
Gotcha! Previous post edited.BMWgiant wrote:Yo mama so fat when she sits on Osama's face, he can't hear the stereo.swatterssr wrote:That's not the way Osama sees it:Shawn D. wrote:Uhh... the art of the "snap" is not a visual medium.swatterssr wrote:
http://e28-535i.com/upload/OsamaYoMomma.jpg
BTW Sherman, please link the picture the way I have, I don't want to see that image every time I read through this thread.. Plus that is very NSFW!!!
Yo momma so ugly she's NSFW either.
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 11:45 AM
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 11:58 AM
Uhh... you were quoting BMWgiant, not me.swatterssr wrote:Gotcha! Previous post edited.Shawn D. wrote: BTW Sherman, please link the picture the way I have, I don't want to see that image every time I read through this thread.. Plus that is very NSFW!!!
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 12:23 PM
Edited to reflect the proper momma.Shawn D. wrote:Uhh... you were quoting BMWgiant, not me.swatterssr wrote:Gotcha! Previous post edited.Shawn D. wrote: BTW Sherman, please link the picture the way I have, I don't want to see that image every time I read through this thread.. Plus that is very NSFW!!!
Your momma's so stupid,she tried to steal money from an ATM with her own credit card!
Posted: Dec 01, 2008 12:30 PM
Nice.