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ismellfish2 · Post by **ismellfish2** » Nov 30, 2008 2:06 PM

twin55 wrote:Yo mamma's so ugly, that she was laid by the buzzard and hatched by the sun.

I'm not sure that you've quite mastered this joke format.

tomkatdo · Post by **tomkatdo** » Nov 30, 2008 2:07 PM

Yo mama is so fat her drivers license says,"Picture countinued on other side"

twin55 · Post by **twin55** » Nov 30, 2008 2:20 PM

ismellfish2 wrote:
twin55 wrote:Yo mamma's so ugly, that she was laid by the buzzard and hatched by the sun.
I'm not sure that you've quite mastered this joke format.

Ok, can you please

me? Your help will be greatly appreciated.

foamy · Post by **foamy** » Nov 30, 2008 3:00 PM

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

twin55 · Post by **twin55** » Nov 30, 2008 3:07 PM

foamy wrote:Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

wkohler · Post by **wkohler** » Nov 30, 2008 3:45 PM

BMWgiant wrote: Joke would've made more sense if it were counting to 21..

You ever think yo daddy could be so fat he couldn't se his toes? Eh? Eh?

I love this thread. Moar!

maddoge28 · Post by **maddoge28** » Nov 30, 2008 3:46 PM

Shawn D. wrote:Yo mamma's teef be so yella, she spit butter!

teeth

yellow

rami · Post by **rami** » Nov 30, 2008 3:58 PM

Your mama has one big titty and one small titty and they call her biggy smalls

BMWgiant · Post by **BMWgiant** » Nov 30, 2008 5:04 PM

wkohler wrote:
BMWgiant wrote: Joke would've made more sense if it were counting to 21..
You ever think yo daddy could be so fat he couldn't se his toes? Eh? Eh?

I love this thread. Moar!

How could he see his 11th member than?

Post by **Shawn D.** » Nov 30, 2008 6:07 PM

maddoge28 wrote:
Shawn D. wrote:Yo mamma's teef be so yella, she spit butter!
teeth

yellow

You got a problem with the vernacular?

ismellfish2 · Post by **ismellfish2** » Nov 30, 2008 7:21 PM

Yo mama's so fat, a band of guerrilla fighters moved to her and now she's called "The People's Republic of Yo Mama".

TomR. · Post by **TomR.** » Nov 30, 2008 9:19 PM

If no one else is going to say it....

Yo mama's so fat she wouldn't last 5 minutes in combat.

Post by **Shawn D.** » Nov 30, 2008 9:25 PM

Yo daddy is so stupid, when he saw a sign that said "WET FLOOR," he took a piss!

Yo sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium!

Yo mama's breath is so stank, the ice cream man gave her a Listerine popsicle!

DMNaskale · Post by **DMNaskale** » Nov 30, 2008 9:27 PM

Yo Momma so lame she served taco salad in a Doritos bag for Thanksgiving dinner.

True story, not my Momma.

vance · Post by **vance** » Nov 30, 2008 10:19 PM

You probably won't recognize yo mama since I shaved her back last night.

I saw yo mama kickn a can. I said "Ms. Jones what cho doin?"
She said "Movin".

Yo sisters so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on. I said "Guess". She said "Levis".

Vance

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Dec 01, 2008 3:16 AM

PROJECT. E28 wrote: MORE MORE!!!

Post by **Shawn D.** » Dec 01, 2008 7:38 AM

swatterssr wrote:

Uhh... the art of the "snap" is not a visual medium.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Dec 01, 2008 10:32 AM

Shawn D. wrote:
swatterssr wrote:
Uhh... the art of the "snap" is not a visual medium.

That's not the way Osama sees it. (NSFW)

dolomiti · Post by **dolomiti** » Dec 01, 2008 10:40 AM

ok, this clearly needs to be labeled NSFW!!!

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Dec 01, 2008 10:44 AM

dolomiti wrote:ok, this clearly needs to be labeled NSFW!!!

My bad...

BMWgiant · Post by **BMWgiant** » Dec 01, 2008 11:11 AM

swatterssr wrote:
Shawn D. wrote:
swatterssr wrote:
Uhh... the art of the "snap" is not a visual medium.
That's not the way Osama sees it:
http://e28-535i.com/upload/OsamaYoMamma.jpg

Yo mama so fat when she sits on Osama's face, he can't hear the stereo.

BTW Sherman, please link the picture the way I have, I don't want to see that image every time I read through this thread.. Plus that is very NSFW!!!

shagrath · Post by **shagrath** » Dec 01, 2008 11:14 AM

Your mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters!

dolomiti · Post by **dolomiti** » Dec 01, 2008 11:28 AM

Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Dec 01, 2008 11:43 AM

Edit:

BMWgiant wrote:
swatterssr wrote:
Shawn D. wrote:
swatterssr wrote:
Uhh... the art of the "snap" is not a visual medium.
That's not the way Osama sees it:
http://e28-535i.com/upload/OsamaYoMomma.jpg
Yo mama so fat when she sits on Osama's face, he can't hear the stereo.

BTW Sherman, please link the picture the way I have, I don't want to see that image every time I read through this thread.. Plus that is very NSFW!!!

Gotcha! Previous post edited.

Yo momma so ugly she's NSFW either.

foamy · Post by **foamy** » Dec 01, 2008 11:45 AM

Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket

Post by **Shawn D.** » Dec 01, 2008 11:58 AM

swatterssr wrote:
Shawn D. wrote: BTW Sherman, please link the picture the way I have, I don't want to see that image every time I read through this thread.. Plus that is very NSFW!!!
Gotcha! Previous post edited.

Uhh... you were quoting BMWgiant, not me.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Dec 01, 2008 12:23 PM

Shawn D. wrote:
swatterssr wrote:
Shawn D. wrote: BTW Sherman, please link the picture the way I have, I don't want to see that image every time I read through this thread.. Plus that is very NSFW!!!
Gotcha! Previous post edited.
Uhh... you were quoting BMWgiant, not me.

Edited to reflect the proper momma.

Your momma's so stupid,she tried to steal money from an ATM with her own credit card!

shagrath · Post by **shagrath** » Dec 01, 2008 12:30 PM

Nice.

MyE28.com

MyE28.com

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