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Posted: Nov 07, 2008 9:41 AM
by C.R. Krieger
DMNaskale wrote:Good eyes, Mr. Krieger. How about this one:
Why do lawyers wear tight ties?
So their foreskin doesn't creep up and cover their face.
Rimshot!
Ah ... the Official Lawyer© Version goes this way:
Q: Why do lawyers wear red ties?
A: Keeps that foreskin from creeping up around the collar. [Accompanied by a finger loosening the collar around the neck.]
I do that one really well. Cracked up a few professional colleagues in courtrooms with it before.
Posted: Nov 07, 2008 9:48 AM
by Son of a
C.R. Krieger wrote:DMNaskale wrote:Good eyes, Mr. Krieger. How about this one:
Why do lawyers wear tight ties?
So their foreskin doesn't creep up and cover their face.
Rimshot!
Ah ... the Official Lawyer© Version goes this way:
Q: Why do lawyers wear red ties?
A: Keeps that foreskin from creeping up around the collar. [Accompanied by a finger loosening the collar around the neck.]
I do that one really well. Cracked up a few professional colleagues in courtrooms with it before.
The variation of that I'm most familiar with specifies "Prosecutors." But it works well for any audience. It's true though, no one likes a bad lawyer joke more than a lawyer*.
*[size=0]
Or in my case, a proto-lawyer.
Posted: Nov 07, 2008 12:43 PM
by C.R. Krieger
Son of a wrote:*[size=0]Or in my case, a proto-lawyer.[/size]
There's a size=0?
Hell, that's even sneakier than Shawn's background-matching color fonts!
Posted: Feb 09, 2011 11:25 AM
by Blue Shadow
Is this the first post still available that was posted on MyE28.com?
Posted: Feb 09, 2011 12:33 PM
by davintosh
DaRedRocket wrote:Holy thread bump Batman!
This.
Posted: Feb 09, 2011 1:40 PM
by tsmall07
I want to know why none of the coding works on the older threads. That's odd.