oldskool wrote:So we're going to wait and tell him about the no-see-ums when he gets here?

I brought those from Savannah years ago, then left for Texas
Property taxes in the panhandle coupled to home owners insurance negate any savings on personal income tax. The beaches never change, the tourists have ruined the local traffic flows, the military reservations (fantastic playgrounds) are closed to the public since 9/11, no more beach permits to drive in Walton County, Okaloosa County. Individuals without insurance, proper registration documentation have driven car insurance rates through the roof, not Louisiana bad, yet, but on the rise.
Good news is the Bull sharks are eating tourists or at least part of them on a annual basis now, spring break jackasses now get to go elsewhere for debauchery and the car culture is really nice, not California strong, but a good 2nd place. Great SEC Universities, teaching Hospitals attached to them, many regional trauma centers, if you're bit by a bull shark or involved in an accident involving non insured, non registered drivers. Oh yea, the State troopers are the most courteous revenue generators wearing guns & badges. Having owned a home there 30 years I have seen the changes, don't really care for them but what the hell, everything changes, there are no bull sharks in my pool but property taxes continually increase, and I slip in and out of town at night when the tourist are doing whatever tourist do. Come on down, expect lower pay scales based on retiree population size, good golf, sailing & so-so eateries.
What to you call a Yankee that's been living in the South for 30+ years?
A damn Yankee, you can tell'em but you can't tell'em much.