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Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 20, 2014 12:53 PM
by ldsbeaker
1st 5er wrote:Yes they do.
We have some of that.

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 20, 2014 1:12 PM
by 1st 5er
ldsbeaker wrote:
1st 5er wrote:Yes they do.
We have some of that.
... and?

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 20, 2014 1:39 PM
by ldsbeaker
1st 5er wrote:
ldsbeaker wrote:
1st 5er wrote:Yes they do.
We have some of that.
... and?
I'll be completely honest...

I didn't know you were supposed to spray the water in the bowl BEFORE use. :oops:

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 20, 2014 1:48 PM
by 1st 5er
ldsbeaker wrote:
1st 5er wrote:
ldsbeaker wrote:
1st 5er wrote:Yes they do.
We have some of that.
... and?
I'll be completely honest...

I didn't know you were supposed to spray the water in the bowl BEFORE use. :oops:
Tell her. :laugh:

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 20, 2014 5:45 PM
by ldsbeaker
1st 5er wrote:
ldsbeaker wrote:
1st 5er wrote:
ldsbeaker wrote:
1st 5er wrote:Yes they do.
We have some of that.
... and?
I'll be completely honest...

I didn't know you were supposed to spray the water in the bowl BEFORE use. :oops:
Tell her. :laugh:
* falls over * :laugh: :laugh:

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 23, 2014 8:43 PM
by tig

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 24, 2014 9:53 AM
by Otzi
Power it off, pop out the sim card, and drop it in a ziplock bag of uncooked rice for 24 hours.

Good as new.

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 24, 2014 11:28 AM
by ldsbeaker
The iPhone has a sim card now?

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 24, 2014 1:36 PM
by Otzi
Not to be confused with sin card...
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Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 24, 2014 4:35 PM
by Jeremy
ldsbeaker wrote:The iPhone has a sim card now?
The GSM version always has AFAIK.

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 24, 2014 5:29 PM
by waynet1
A little something for the climbers around here.

Sedov

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 24, 2014 5:29 PM
by ldsbeaker
Jeremy wrote:
ldsbeaker wrote:The iPhone has a sim card now?
The GSM version always has AFAIK.
Some fanboi I am...

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 26, 2014 1:08 PM
by BimmerSultan
I worked on a yacht back in 2005 that was over 345 twinkie's in length, or you can use "zinger's" as your measurement if you're cool enough to remember them. It was a nice boat.

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 26, 2014 2:45 PM
by 528KC
BimmerSultan wrote:I worked on a yacht back in 2005 that was over 345 twinkie's in length, or you can use "zinger's" as your measurement if you're cool enough to remember them. It was a nice boat.
Old twinkies or the new metric twinkies?

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 27, 2014 1:48 AM
by spencefree
When I was in elementary I was required to learn metric along with American farmhand measurement system. To great expense of American taxpayers. At least now I'm not greatly overwhelmed working on aging European vehicles. It would be easier on everyone if we just went the the twinkle system.
Tictac
Jellybelly
Hot tamale
Tootsies roll
Twinkie
Twizzler

I'm sure America will conjure up some sufficient calorie laden but nutrition deficient consumable for really long distances in the near future.
Now I've got to go out and get a new set of gummy wrenches...

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 27, 2014 5:26 PM
by oldskool
Steppin' out to the Hampstead Spot Festival tonight and can't decide what to wear.
John Deere t-shirt and all my golf friends will talk shit. Golf shirt and all my redneck friends will punch me all night . I'm thinking John Deere, sandals and no watch. Maybe some Cool Water cologne. Life is harrrrd. . .

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 27, 2014 9:05 PM
by Drew in NYC
Pretty sure the Mercury Grand Marquis wore BBS RAs.

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Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 28, 2014 11:08 AM
by Jeremy
oldskool wrote:Steppin' out to the Hampstead Spot Festival tonight and can't decide what to wear.
John Deere t-shirt and all my golf friends will talk shit. Golf shirt and all my redneck friends will punch me all night . I'm thinking John Deere, sandals and no watch. Maybe some Cool Water cologne. Life is harrrrd. . .
Hawaiian shirt. Boom. Done.

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 29, 2014 12:22 AM
by Otzi
oldskool wrote:Steppin' out to the Hampstead Spot Festival tonight and can't decide what to wear.
John Deere t-shirt and all my golf friends will talk shit. Golf shirt and all my redneck friends will punch me all night . I'm thinking John Deere, sandals and no watch. Maybe some Cool Water cologne. Life is harrrrd. . .
I can loan you my "go-to" shirt of choice...
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Orrrr.... You can never go wrong with the Jedi cloak.

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(Everyone knows Jedi's hate tan lines)

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 29, 2014 11:45 PM
by davintosh
Had a really weird text conversation with a CraigsList seller this weekend... We're kinda shopping around for a car for my wife, and she wanted to try a Mini Cooper on for size, so I looked up a couple that looked interesting on the Sioux Falls CL and sent a text to one of the sellers. ( http://siouxfalls.craigslist.org/cto/4648557387.html )

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I was starting to think the guy was jerking me around... As it turned out, I transposed the last two digits of the phone number in the CL ad. And the guy I contacted by texting the wrong number actually had a Mini Cooper for sale. What are the odds? :shock:

It wouldn't have been Kyle, would it? :shock:

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 29, 2014 11:56 PM
by Otzi
davintosh wrote: And the guy I contacted by texting the wrong number actually had a Mini Cooper for sale. What are the odds? :shock:

:rotz:


:banana: I'm thinking he may have been referring to a different "mini Cooper". :banana:

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 30, 2014 12:54 AM
by Jeremy
Dave, it's possible you simply got trolled. Read more here: http://www.wrongnumbertexts.com/

Warning: Some of them are certainly NSFW, and many are ridiculously funny.

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 30, 2014 1:16 AM
by wkohler
Jeremy wrote:Dave, it's possible you simply got trolled. Read more here: http://www.wrongnumbertexts.com/

Warning: Some of them are certainly NSFW, and many are ridiculously funny.
I'd agree. Interesting that Maggie has a 337 number though.

Of course, this guy could be a really lazy serial killer.

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 30, 2014 1:42 AM
by wkohler
Drew in NYC wrote:Pretty sure the Mercury Grand Marquis wore BBS RAs.

It didn't, but it was a similar wheel. They have a really nice dish, too.

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 30, 2014 8:50 AM
by Otzi
wkohler wrote:Of course, this guy could be a really lazy serial killer.

Could it be?

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Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 30, 2014 10:02 AM
by 2 5's and a 7
wkohler wrote:
Drew in NYC wrote:Pretty sure the Mercury Grand Marquis wore BBS RAs.

It didn't, but it was a similar wheel. They have a really nice dish, too.
What everyone should realize is they are 5 on 4 1/2 ford pattern......not a gonna fit. But they do look good on 5 bolt Mustangs.

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 30, 2014 6:48 PM
by Otzi
Just in my short time in this forum, seems like this could come in handy once in a while.

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Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 30, 2014 6:53 PM
by wkohler
2 5's and a 7 wrote:
wkohler wrote:
Drew in NYC wrote:Pretty sure the Mercury Grand Marquis wore BBS RAs.

It didn't, but it was a similar wheel. They have a really nice dish, too.
What everyone should realize is they are 5 on 4 1/2 ford pattern......not a gonna fit. But they do look good on 5 bolt Mustangs.
I dont think anyone was going, "OMG!!! LOLWTFBBQATMDUI! MUST CAN GETZ FER MAH E28ZZZ."

Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 30, 2014 6:55 PM
by davintosh
Otzi wrote:Just in my short time in this forum, seems like this could come in handy once in a while.

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Re: The Thread of Randomness. . .

Posted: Sep 30, 2014 6:56 PM
by 528KC
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: BBQATMDUI!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: