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[Sapotorito]

Are these flatbed wheels?

1984 BMW 325e

cylinders: 6 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 214777
paint color: blue
size: compact
title status: clean
transmission: manual
type: coupe
Trying to get a more family friendly car willing to trade looking for truck or something with a/c.. The vehicle runs great, the interior is in great condition beside the dash, straight body... The bad is that it has no power steering, no a/c. all in all great car it's my daily driver.



http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/cto/5208442225.html

[Gooch]

http://eastnc.craigslist.org/cto/5217252395.html



Custom painted bmw with green and black interior, tinted windows, chrome 17inch bmw rims, in-dash tv, 5 speed manual.. 2 brand new tires, new battery and alternator... Only selling because i bought another car and planning to leave the state and just cant take it with me.. I loved this car more than most people lol but time to let it go to someone who can put just as much time in it as i have over the years. Its a 93 but dont look like it, practically get pictures taken everywhere i go.. Engine and transmisson strong, car will take you anywhere. It has a few problems and wear & tears... Text me only if interested, no calls

[freedspeak]

http://eastnc.craigslist.org/cto/5217252395.html



.... practically get pictures taken everywhere i go....

That sounds plausible, but I doubt they're taking pictures for the reasons he thinks they are. I bet it smells like 'Polo'...man, what in the hell are people thinking?

[wkohler]

Well, I'm not sure they're actually taking pictures. They're practically taking pictures. Not sure what that means.

Maybe Ralph Lauren would like it for his collection. I think it would fit right in next to the XKSS.

[muleskinner]

by cek » Aug 08, 2015 10:11 PM

http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/cto/5163381445.html



Bmw e28 - $5500 (Kent)
transmission: manual

Ad now shows the car with bumpers replaced. Actually looks like it's pretty decent.

[Sapotorito]

Reviving the infamous Turd thread from the dead with a "nice" 7 series limo lol

Copart Auto Auction BMW Lot Details
Lot # 32175775
Repair Est $0 CAD
Ownership Doc Type AB - BOS - NONREPAIRABLE
Odometer 0 EXEMPT
Primary Damage ALL OVER
VIN WBAGB4305J1644050
Body Style SEDAN 4DR
Color WHITE
Engine 3.4L 6
Drive Rear-wheel drive
Cylinders 6
Fuel GAS
Keys NO

Current Bid: 125.00

http://www.autobidmaster.com/carfinder- ... MONTON_AB/

[Burnze]

A very custom built bmw for $9999.





https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/c ... 05215.html

This is a very custom built bmw. Inside and out.

The exterior is fully changed with mk motorsport staggered 18" wheels, 18x9 front 18x10.5 rear. The diving board bum burrs were removed and custom fitted with e38 front bumper and e32 rear bumper. Along with a 95 e34 front grill. The suspension is a lowered bilstein shocks all around with h&k springs. The headlights are euro style cibie with nighthawk bulbs. It has the rare rear trunk spoiler and roof rack bike attachment. The fenders are widened with real steel not fiberglass. It has a traight pipefrom manifold to the Remus muffler.

The interior... is fully redone the dash is covered with real german leather not vinyl. It is a 2 tone gray and black. The door trims are custom designed. The rear seat is from a e38 and the front 2 seats are custom stitched vader seats from a e36 m3. The floor board was custom welded to hold the seats. The carpet and headliner are brand new. Even in the trunk. The speakers are custom built to fit the car memphis speakers.

This car is a perfect project car for someone with time to continue. I have mental blueprint of what this car was gonna look like when it was done. And it will be one of a kind e28. All it needs is a paint job or a vinyl wrap and shes good to go. I have extra parts from when i was custom building it. I also have a full front and rear set of weatherstripping for the windshield with the chrome trim ready to be installed.

[offroadkarter]

Check out this gem, only 8 grand

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/5340146477.html

[sail_or_drive]

I have to remind myself that holding people in contempt is a sin.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/5331211381.html

[leadphut]

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/5484694637.html

[byf_42]

Ugh. That spoiler...

[leadphut]

Ugh. That spoiler...

[Adam W in MN]

Ugh. That spoiler...

That boot picture....

[1st 5er]

Ugh. That spoiler...

That boot picture....

All part of the sales, strutting, process.

[OcCoupe]

All part of the sales, strutting, process.

Boy he could really lean in to you.

[leadphut]

All part of the sales, strutting, process.

Boy he could really lean in to you.

[maybeillbuyit]

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/5484694637.html

Haha. Funny every pic in that CL ad is of those crazy spoilers! Fugly!

[freedspeak]

If it weren't for that 4cyl swap I might think about "bring it back to life".......nah! Looks like they set it up for CGI filmin with all those dots...

[SPF2006]

This may be one of my favorite CL ads ever, poor seller pretty much calls it like it is.

https://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/5730308204.html

1991 E34 BMW 535i

VIN: WBAHD2316MBF72093
condition: salvage
fuel: gas
odometer: 242500
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

Hi! If you're looking for a fine piece of German engineering, this is IT. If you're looking for a fine example of a fine piece of German engineering. . ...this is NOT it. This car is a giant heap of sh**. The interior is trashed, half of the tires are bald, who knows when the last time the oil was changed (which really doesn't matter anyway as most of it has leaked out of the exhausted 3.5L I6 anyway) and Im fairly certain that the drivers side, front ball joints are about to explode, causing the drivers side tire and other front end components to depart the vehicle in grandiose fashion from the front end of the car sometime in the next few outings, possibly killing and/or maiming someone. This is what happens when you give a vehicle to someone who knows absolutely nothing about cars, can't afford to properly maintain a bicycle (much less an aging German performance sedan) and then they pass the vehicle on to two teenagers who subsequently destroy it with little care in the world as to how close they've actually come to meeting their maker every time they get behind the wheel. Ironically, even with 242k on the clock, which might as well be 1.2M with the neglect this car has withstood, it still runs and drives. . ..halfway ok, from an engine/transmission standpoint anyway. Ignoring the obvious mechanical atrocities committed to this vehicle, the body is in decent shape, the brakes and battery are fairly new and aside from oil leaking from every possible orifice and having a few vacuum leaks, it runs ok and moves under its own power (amazingly). So. . ..if you don't mind owning a vehicle who's interior was annihilated by a pack of feral pit bulls, who's front end components are surely held together only by pure luck with a smattering of magic and who's engine and transmission haven't blown up yet only because the car has more soul than its previous abusers, then this car is for you. Otherwise, this is a decent PARTS CAR ONLY. Bonus. . ..clean title in hand. (Listing for a family member.)

[russellrh72]

WOW! That is a very good read! I thoroughly enjoyed that!

[muleskinner]

Good thing he covered the license plate. Wouldn't want anyone to first get access, then search through the DMV records to figure out where the car is, then come steal that piece of shit.

People constantly cover their license plates. Then they go to the baseball game and park their car in the parking lot with the license plate in full view along with 25,000 other cars.

Whatever!

[turbo_nine]

(Listing for a family member.)

This part of the ad was by far the most obvious and could have been left unsaid.

[freedspeak]

That worked out well...by "worked out" I mean "failed"...and by "well" I mean "dramatically"...

"...car has no problems at all besides.............................."

There's just so damn much wrong here..I don't have time...I dare you not to click it!

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/cto/5770539330.html

[bobby in Derby City]

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/5791878603.html

[travisj]

That is a lot of pimpin' for under $20k.
I didn't realize they were up to 30" now on skrims. And he better not try to pass off some used tires as new. Without receipts, it would be very difficult to tell how new they are.

-- Added Oct 07, 2016 8:33 AM --

It's back... at least I think this has been posted here before.
Costume paint just in time for Halloween.

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/5816696078.html

Costume paint custome interior.. Car has airbags in it pump i. The trunk.. It wired for subs but only got some cheap ones in there at the moment.. Car has 175000 miles. Car ideals funny when u first start it..it won second places last year at the Budweiser event center. Text Damian for more info

[dukmon]

Suhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.........................

[Zeuropa]

I saw the ad and immediately thought of this thread. Hey, I'm in Denver so if anyone out there wants me to take a look at it let me know...

[az533]

worst of all,the silent screams from that car - pleading - someone kill me, please, kill me!!

[1st 5er]

Drive dat turd to Leakey.

[maybeillbuyit]

This looks like a great deal!

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/5816223800.html