I think E28s are keen.

C.R. Krieger · Post by **C.R. Krieger** » Nov 07, 2008 9:41 AM

DMNaskale wrote:Good eyes, Mr. Krieger. How about this one:
Why do lawyers wear tight ties?
So their foreskin doesn't creep up and cover their face.
Rimshot!

Ah ... the Official Lawyer© Version goes this way:

Q: Why do lawyers wear red ties?

A: Keeps that foreskin from creeping up around the collar. [Accompanied by a finger loosening the collar around the neck.]

I do that one really well. Cracked up a few professional colleagues in courtrooms with it before.

Son of a · Post by **Son of a** » Nov 07, 2008 9:48 AM

C.R. Krieger wrote:
DMNaskale wrote:Good eyes, Mr. Krieger. How about this one:
Why do lawyers wear tight ties?
So their foreskin doesn't creep up and cover their face.
Rimshot!

Ah ... the Official Lawyer© Version goes this way:

Q: Why do lawyers wear red ties?

A: Keeps that foreskin from creeping up around the collar. [Accompanied by a finger loosening the collar around the neck.]

I do that one really well. Cracked up a few professional colleagues in courtrooms with it before.

The variation of that I'm most familiar with specifies "Prosecutors." But it works well for any audience. It's true though, no one likes a bad lawyer joke more than a lawyer*.

*[size=0]Or in my case, a proto-lawyer.

C.R. Krieger · Post by **C.R. Krieger** » Nov 07, 2008 12:43 PM

Son of a wrote:*[size=0]Or in my case, a proto-lawyer.[/size]

There's a size=0?

Hell, that's even sneakier than Shawn's background-matching color fonts!

Blue Shadow · Post by **Blue Shadow** » Feb 09, 2011 11:25 AM

Is this the first post still available that was posted on MyE28.com?

davintosh · Post by **davintosh** » Feb 09, 2011 12:33 PM

DaRedRocket wrote:Holy thread bump Batman!

This.

Post by **tsmall07** » Feb 09, 2011 1:40 PM

I want to know why none of the coding works on the older threads. That's odd.