


1995 Geo Metro -- $995
Here she is! Truly a beauty, one-of-a-kind! Runs and drives great. I commute 30 miles daily with her. Plenty of rattles and noises to keep you company, but the radio works great. Just turn it up.
She gets 50 miles per gallon if you don't drive like a jerk, and fits 12 circus clowns comfortably
(circus clown sold separately)
Void where prohibited.
Cash is king and no trades, thanks. Price is $995 or best reasonable offer.
No lo-ballers/ no strokers/no holds/no assholes
I'll even throw in a full tank of gas
(a $14 value.)
I have anticipated a few commonly asked questions, and took the liberty to answer them here below:
Q. Year?
A. 1995
Q. Make/model?
A. Geo Metro
Q. Engine?
A. 1.0 liter 3-cylinder
Q. Horsepower?
A. You gotta be sh!ttin me.
Q. Quarter-mile time?
A. Just under a week.
Q. Tranny?
A. 5-speed manual
Q. Miles?
A. Just under 200k
Q. Options?
A. Wtf?!? Options? Seriously? It's a geo metro.
Q. Hitch?
A. Yes. It has a 2 inch ball hitch.
I'm not sure why.
I know, right? Just came with it when I bought it.
Q. Any problems?
A. Ya, I got 99 problems, and this car ain't one.
Q. Seriously though. Anything wrong with it?
A. Well hell yeah, there's something wrong with it!
It's at 1995 GEO EFFING METRO!
Too much to list.
Holy sh@t, if you want a perfect-problem-free car, add a zero or two and go to Billion.com! That's why it's listed at under a grand.
(anything wrong with it...smh).
Q. Why are you such an asshole?
A. All things are relative. You should meet my friends.
Q. What's your phone number, asshole?
A. (605) 553-3449
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1995 Geo Metro -- $995
Here she is! Truly a beauty, one-of-a-kind! Runs and drives great. I commute 30 miles daily with her. Plenty of rattles and noises to keep you company, but the radio works great. Just turn it up.
She gets 50 miles per gallon if you don't drive like a jerk, and fits 12 circus clowns comfortably
(circus clown sold separately)
Void where prohibited.
Cash is king and no trades, thanks. Price is $995 or best reasonable offer.
No lo-ballers/ no strokers/no holds/no assholes
I'll even throw in a full tank of gas
(a $14 value.)
I have anticipated a few commonly asked questions, and took the liberty to answer them here below:
Q. Year?
A. 1995
Q. Make/model?
A. Geo Metro
Q. Engine?
A. 1.0 liter 3-cylinder
Q. Horsepower?
A. You gotta be sh!ttin me.
Q. Quarter-mile time?
A. Just under a week.
Q. Tranny?
A. 5-speed manual
Q. Miles?
A. Just under 200k
Q. Options?
A. Wtf?!? Options? Seriously? It's a geo metro.
Q. Hitch?
A. Yes. It has a 2 inch ball hitch.
I'm not sure why.
I know, right? Just came with it when I bought it.
Q. Any problems?
A. Ya, I got 99 problems, and this car ain't one.
Q. Seriously though. Anything wrong with it?
A. Well hell yeah, there's something wrong with it!
It's at 1995 GEO EFFING METRO!
Too much to list.
Holy sh@t, if you want a perfect-problem-free car, add a zero or two and go to Billion.com! That's why it's listed at under a grand.
(anything wrong with it...smh).
Q. Why are you such an asshole?
A. All things are relative. You should meet my friends.
Q. What's your phone number, asshole?
A. (605) 553-3449
I'd buy from him but not that car. It's kind of getting that way, but humble doesn't have to be a POS even when it's new. And this car was.EventuallyAyrton wrote:
I would buy this if I needed a car
True. I'd buy from him but definitely not a Geo MetroMike W. wrote:I'd buy from him but not that car. It's kind of getting that way, but humble doesn't have to be a POS even when it's new. And this car was.EventuallyAyrton wrote:
I would buy this if I needed a car
My daughter loves the darn thing. F350, Full Bulletproof kit, competition turbo, commercial injectors. 900/1300.oldskool wrote:Had use of a F-350 superduty all week and now I'm hooked. 6.7 liter turbo diesel with 450hp and 860 torques makes for some fun times leaving stop lights. Women hide their children's eyes..
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Peter's is the only one that didn't suck.rmiddendorf wrote:Photobucket is the worst photo hosting site of all time.
My brother went from a '75 Fleetwood with a 500 ci V8 to the 3 banger brand new Metro. He drove it for10 yrs When it started to burn oil around 250K he gave it away. I drove it a couple of miles when it was new. A nice little car. He said it had a very narrow power band. just like a bike. My BIL had a used Tracker he commuted with for awhile. It had 4.88 gears and an old school 3 speed automatic. It was step up from the original Willys Cjs but not by much I would start at 500. for this example.Mike W. wrote:I'd buy from him but not that car. It's kind of getting that way, but humble doesn't have to be a POS even when it's new. And this car was.EventuallyAyrton wrote:
I would buy this if I needed a car
oldskool wrote:Oh dear Lawd, just saw a big black snake crawl up into the undercarriage of the e12 in the garage. I shrieked like a little girl.
86GT635 wrote:oldskool wrote:Oh dear Lawd, just saw a big black snake crawl up into the undercarriage of the e12 in the garage. I shrieked like a little girl.
What was your favorite part?
oldskool wrote:86GT635 wrote:oldskool wrote:Oh dear Lawd, just saw a big black snake crawl up into the undercarriage of the e12 in the garage. I shrieked like a little girl.
What was your favorite part?
Poking at it with a long stick. Then grabbing my frosty 24oz beer mug and going the hell back inside, locking the door behind me.
Meaning,EventuallyAyrton wrote:Well I'm officially an adult now
What's that like? I think I'm the world's oldest 2 yr oldEventuallyAyrton wrote:Well I'm officially an adult now
a wrote:What's that like? I think I'm the world's oldest 2 yr oldEventuallyAyrton wrote:Well I'm officially an adult now
Seriously.1st 5er wrote:a wrote:What's that like? I think I'm the world's oldest 2 yr oldEventuallyAyrton wrote:Well I'm officially an adult now
Dittos.
I'm going to check the local Trader Joe's tomorrow for this wonderful (from your description) product.davintosh wrote:Today we found out the hard way that spreads like peanut butter fall under the same 3.6 ounce limit as liquids and gels when it comes to carrying them onto an airplane. Two of the extra-large (720 grams), and super cheap jars of Speculoos cookie butter we found in Den Haag today got snagged by security at Schipol, and summarily dumped in the trash. The good news is that he only grabbed two of the jars, and we were able to get through with the two others. Still not sure if he didn't see the other two, or if he just let them slide. Either way, I'm just taking that as a win.
BTW, anybody else think Speculoos cookie butter is pretty close to the most wonderful substance on the planet? A plain Digestive biscuit with a layer of Speculoos and a wafer of chocolate on top... Oh man...