The Thread of Randomness. . .

[ldsbeaker]

Yes they do.

We have some of that.

[1st 5er]

Yes they do.

We have some of that.

... and?

[ldsbeaker]

Yes they do.

We have some of that.

... and?

I'll be completely honest...

I didn't know you were supposed to spray the water in the bowl BEFORE use.

[1st 5er]

Yes they do.

We have some of that.

... and?

I'll be completely honest...

I didn't know you were supposed to spray the water in the bowl BEFORE use.

Tell her.

[ldsbeaker]

Yes they do.

We have some of that.

... and?

I'll be completely honest...

I didn't know you were supposed to spray the water in the bowl BEFORE use.

Tell her.

* falls over *

[tig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVnO-3M0HNA#t=145

[Otzi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVnO-3M0HNA#t=145

Power it off, pop out the sim card, and drop it in a ziplock bag of uncooked rice for 24 hours.

Good as new.

[ldsbeaker]

The iPhone has a sim card now?

[Otzi]

Not to be confused with sin card...

[Jeremy]

The iPhone has a sim card now?

The GSM version always has AFAIK.

[waynet1]

A little something for the climbers around here.

Sedov

[ldsbeaker]

The iPhone has a sim card now?

The GSM version always has AFAIK.

Some fanboi I am...

[BimmerSultan]

I worked on a yacht back in 2005 that was over 345 twinkie's in length, or you can use "zinger's" as your measurement if you're cool enough to remember them. It was a nice boat.

[528KC]

I worked on a yacht back in 2005 that was over 345 twinkie's in length, or you can use "zinger's" as your measurement if you're cool enough to remember them. It was a nice boat.

Old twinkies or the new metric twinkies?

[spencefree]

When I was in elementary I was required to learn metric along with American farmhand measurement system. To great expense of American taxpayers. At least now I'm not greatly overwhelmed working on aging European vehicles. It would be easier on everyone if we just went the the twinkle system.
Tictac
Jellybelly
Hot tamale
Tootsies roll
Twinkie
Twizzler

I'm sure America will conjure up some sufficient calorie laden but nutrition deficient consumable for really long distances in the near future.
Now I've got to go out and get a new set of gummy wrenches...

[oldskool]

Steppin' out to the Hampstead Spot Festival tonight and can't decide what to wear.
John Deere t-shirt and all my golf friends will talk shit. Golf shirt and all my redneck friends will punch me all night . I'm thinking John Deere, sandals and no watch. Maybe some Cool Water cologne. Life is harrrrd. . .

[Drew in NYC]

Pretty sure the Mercury Grand Marquis wore BBS RAs.

[Jeremy]

Steppin' out to the Hampstead Spot Festival tonight and can't decide what to wear.
John Deere t-shirt and all my golf friends will talk shit. Golf shirt and all my redneck friends will punch me all night . I'm thinking John Deere, sandals and no watch. Maybe some Cool Water cologne. Life is harrrrd. . .

Hawaiian shirt. Boom. Done.

[Otzi]

Steppin' out to the Hampstead Spot Festival tonight and can't decide what to wear.
John Deere t-shirt and all my golf friends will talk shit. Golf shirt and all my redneck friends will punch me all night . I'm thinking John Deere, sandals and no watch. Maybe some Cool Water cologne. Life is harrrrd. . .

I can loan you my "go-to" shirt of choice...


Orrrr.... You can never go wrong with the Jedi cloak.



(Everyone knows Jedi's hate tan lines)

[davintosh]

Had a really weird text conversation with a CraigsList seller this weekend... We're kinda shopping around for a car for my wife, and she wanted to try a Mini Cooper on for size, so I looked up a couple that looked interesting on the Sioux Falls CL and sent a text to one of the sellers. ( http://siouxfalls.craigslist.org/cto/4648557387.html )



I was starting to think the guy was jerking me around... As it turned out, I transposed the last two digits of the phone number in the CL ad. And the guy I contacted by texting the wrong number actually had a Mini Cooper for sale. What are the odds?

It wouldn't have been Kyle, would it?

[Otzi]

And the guy I contacted by texting the wrong number actually had a Mini Cooper for sale. What are the odds?

I'm thinking he may have been referring to a different "mini Cooper".

[Jeremy]

Dave, it's possible you simply got trolled. Read more here: http://www.wrongnumbertexts.com/

Warning: Some of them are certainly NSFW, and many are ridiculously funny.

[wkohler]

Dave, it's possible you simply got trolled. Read more here: http://www.wrongnumbertexts.com/

Warning: Some of them are certainly NSFW, and many are ridiculously funny.

I'd agree. Interesting that Maggie has a 337 number though.

Of course, this guy could be a really lazy serial killer.

[wkohler]

Pretty sure the Mercury Grand Marquis wore BBS RAs.

It didn't, but it was a similar wheel. They have a really nice dish, too.

[Otzi]

Of course, this guy could be a really lazy serial killer.

Could it be?

[2 5's and a 7]

Pretty sure the Mercury Grand Marquis wore BBS RAs.

It didn't, but it was a similar wheel. They have a really nice dish, too.

What everyone should realize is they are 5 on 4 1/2 ford pattern......not a gonna fit. But they do look good on 5 bolt Mustangs.

[Otzi]

Just in my short time in this forum, seems like this could come in handy once in a while.

[wkohler]

Pretty sure the Mercury Grand Marquis wore BBS RAs.

It didn't, but it was a similar wheel. They have a really nice dish, too.

What everyone should realize is they are 5 on 4 1/2 ford pattern......not a gonna fit. But they do look good on 5 bolt Mustangs.

I dont think anyone was going, "OMG!!! LOLWTFBBQATMDUI! MUST CAN GETZ FER MAH E28ZZZ."

[davintosh]

Just in my short time in this forum, seems like this could come in handy once in a while.

[528KC]

BBQATMDUI!!!!