Speaking of chocolate, I stopped at Menard's for a couple of things, and they are clearing out a bunch of Easter candy. I was in need of a vitamin Ch* fix after lunch, and stumbled across boxes of Waddles near the checkout, priced at 50 cents for a three-pack;
Waddles: Milk Chocolate Egg with a Marshmallow Ducky Inside.
Fluffy yellow marshmallow ducks are hidden inside hollow milk chocolate eggs. The perfect Easter morning surprise!
I unwrapped one and cracked the egg open, and yes, there is a fluffy yellow ducky inside. No goo, thankfully. I felt a bit guilty about eating that thing, so I bit the head off first to keep it from looking at me. It was so wrong though because the head (and the rest of the body) was squishy & chewy, but the eyes... they went
crunch when I bit down. Aren't the eyes supposed to be the squishy part?
Feeling more than a little disturbed after eating that thing. Did enjoy the chocolate though. In the future I think I'll stick with the unfertilized version that comes from Cadbury. No ducky, chick, bunny, lion or any other critter inside, just goo.
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Vitamin Ch = Chocolate. Go ahead & use that if you like; just don't forget my royalties. Thanks.